Wednesday Sayings and Quotes

Although Fridays get all the glory, there’s something to be said for making it through to the middle of the week. Wednesdays are the last push of the work week, an opportunity to power through tough projects or catch up on others. Celebrate making it over the hump with the collection if wise and humorous wednesday quotes below.

When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.     

John Wyndham

The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.     


Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.     

Walter Moers

On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it's true That who is what and what is who.      

A. A. Milne

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.     

Robert A. Heinlein

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!     

Lee Fox Williams

Wednesday's child is full of woe.     


On Wednesdays we wear pink.     

Mean Girls

Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!     

Blake Shelton

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.     

Dane Cook

Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.     

Old English Rhyme

It's Wednesay! I'm breathing. I'm healthy. I'm truly blessed. I'm grateful for this day.     


When Wednesday morning came the weather was very fine, / And the sun in the heavens brightly did shine, / And continued so all the live long day; / Then Miss Mouat guessed that land to the norward lay.     

William Topaz McGonagall

Wednesday will never be lonely when it has days all around it.     

Anthony T. Hincks

Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.     

Anthony T. Hincks

Wednesday is the angel of the week because she balances the days evenly for us, Sun, Mon, Tues ---Wednesday---Thu, Fri, Sat.     

Anthony T. Hincks

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.     

Demetri Martin