Weed Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old weed quotes, weed sayings, and weed proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.     

Russell Brand

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.     

Louis Armstrong

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.     

Bob Marley

There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes.     

Cornell Woolrich

Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.     

Melissa Etheridge

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.     

Kurt Vonnegut

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.     

Richard Neville

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.     

Bob Marley

The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.     

Carl Sagan

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.     

Hunter S. Thompson