Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old weed quotes, weed sayings, and weed proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
The pipe, with solemn interposing puff, / Makes half a sentence at a time enough; / The dozing sages drop the drowsy strain, / Then pause and puff, and speak, and pause again. / Such often, like the tube they so admire, / Important triflers! have more smoke than fire. / Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys, / Unfriendly to society's chief joys, / Thy worst effect is banishing for hours / The sex whose presence civilizes ours.William Cowper
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We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.Russell Brand
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.Louis Armstrong
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When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.Bob Marley
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There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes.Cornell Woolrich
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Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.Melissa Etheridge
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Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.Kurt Vonnegut
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Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.Richard Neville
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.Bob Marley
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The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.Carl Sagan
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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.Hunter S. Thompson