Zombie Sayings and Quotes

They’re slow. They’re creepy and decaying. They want to eat your flesh. Zombies! From old horror flicks to more modern series like The Walking Dead, zombies have survived the ages. Below you’ll find a collection of insightful and humorous quotes about this ghoulish genre.


My friend 'M' says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.     

Isaac Marion

I like zombie movies. I like 'The Walking Dead;' I like the metaphor of it, simply because when we go with the zombie concept - if you're bitten by a zombie, you don't transform into something else like a vampire or a werewolf or whatever. You become something that's not you.     

Marilyn Manson

The zombie was just an intriguing character; it is a sympathetic character.     

George A. Romero

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.     

Amanda Hocking

Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.     

Ryan Mecum

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.     

Craig Ferguson

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.     

Seth Grahame-Smith

If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't be playing music, because that would attract zombies.     

Scott Weiland

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.     

George A. Romero

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.     

Patton Oswalt