Author Unknown Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Author Unknown quotes, Author Unknown sayings, and Author Unknown proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.

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Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone.     

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Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.

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Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.     

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A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance.

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Grandma serves kisses, counsel and cookies daily.

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Grandmas don't just say "that's nice" -- they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money's worth out of grandmas.

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Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right.

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A clean house is the sign of a boring person.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes.

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.      

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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Quilters never grow old, they just go to pieces.      

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May every sunrise hold more promise, every moonrise hold more peace.

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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?      

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Stay alive, don't text and drive.      

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Everyone's a millionaire where promises are concerned.      

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Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate?      

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Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks.     

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Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.

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Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage.      

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Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them.      

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A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.      

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A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws.      

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The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you’ve had.      

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Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.     

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The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.     

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An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.

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Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus. Happy birthday!

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