Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Some people are liars; others merely tell the truth in such a way that nobody recognizes it.Evan Esar
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To be a successful liar one must have either bad character or a good memory.Evan Esar
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Don't believe a liar even if you know he's telling the truth.Evan Esar
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You can always tell when a pathological liar is telling the truth - his lips are not moving.Evan Esar
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Cheat me once, you ought to be ashamed; cheer me twice, I ought to be ashamed.Evan Esar
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Summer is the time when it's too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.Evan Esar
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Winter is when you turn up the furnace to keep the house as hot as it was last summer when you turned on the air conditioner.Evan Esar
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Winter is the season of the year when you always decide that you like summer best.Evan Esar
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Nature is perverse: when we need heat most, she gives us winter; and when we need cold most, she gives us summer.Evan Esar
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The cure love is marriage, and the cure for marriage is love again.Evan Esar
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If you don't get the better of yourself, someone else will.Evan Esar
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Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.Evan Esar
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The cure for love is marriage and the cure for marriage is love again.Evan Esar
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.Evan Esar
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It's the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not.Evan Esar
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In all this foolish world no creature is so perfect a fool as a woman--excepting always a man.Evan Esar
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No one is perfect. except the man who makes a perfect fool of himself.Evan Esar
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The husband who expects his wife to perfect also expects her to understand why he isn't.Evan Esar
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The only perfect people are those we do not know.Evan Esar
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Perfection is a mixed blessing: an imperfect friend is preferable to a perfect stranger.Evan Esar
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It's strange how many animals are killed to dress the girl that's dressed to kill.Evan Esar
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The happiest man on earth is the one who never knows it.Evan Esar
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Happiness is the ability to avoid letting your troubles bother you any more than they bother your friends.Evan Esar
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Happiness consists of not longing for the things that make us happy.Evan Esar
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Some people spread happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.Evan Esar
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If it weren't for our troubles we'd never appreciate happiness.Evan Esar
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Economics makes no sense; no matter how much or how little hair you have, the price of a haircut is the same.Evan Esar
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Things are good for gray hair, but the best one is a sensible head.Evan Esar
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Another thing about women is that they can be persuaded to do anything with their hair, except leave it alone.Evan Esar
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.Evan Esar