Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Josh Billings quotes, Josh Billings sayings, and Josh Billings proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.Josh Billings
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.Josh Billings
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A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.Josh Billings
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Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.Josh Billings
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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.Josh Billings
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The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.Josh Billings
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Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.Josh Billings
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Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.Josh Billings
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Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.Josh Billings
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There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.Josh Billings
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A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.Josh Billings
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Building air castles is a harmless business as long as you don't attempt to live in them.Josh Billings
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.Josh Billings
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The thinner the ice, the more anxious everyone is to see whether it will bear.Josh Billings
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The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are.Josh Billings
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Health is like munny, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.Josh Billings
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Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.Josh Billings
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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.Josh Billings
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The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.Josh Billings
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The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.Josh Billings
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Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.Josh Billings
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Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.Josh Billings
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Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other.Josh Billings
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Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.Josh Billings
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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.Josh Billings
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Misanthropy don't pay - there ain't no man living whose hate the world cares one cuss for.Josh Billings
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Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.Josh Billings
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.Josh Billings
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Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins.Josh Billings
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.Josh Billings