Traffic Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old traffic quotes, traffic sayings, and traffic proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If shared problems lessen the burden... how come we get so upset in a traffic jam? Kat A.
Anyone who has battled big-city traffic knows a traffic jam is just about the easiest thing in the world to create. Any number of fluids poured on a hot engine can create enough smoke to turn a major freeway into a parking lot. If you're looking to grab someone stuck in that traffic jam, you need a choke point - a place where road conditions restrict visibility. Michael Westen
The other day I was in a traffic jam, I was a mile back myself, and some guy pulls up behind me and leans on his horn. Like everyone else just forgot to move. I was expecting to see headlines the next day "AWARE CITIZEN ALERTS MANY." Paula Poundstone
A chorus of horns / In a traffic jam / Jack hammers roar / Like they don't give a damn / Someone wailing on a bottleneck guitar / Comes blasting out of a gay bar / A lonely trumpet / Down the boulevard / Plays a homage to restless souls / The rhythm of tires / Over pot holes / And in the distance / A church bell tolls Robbie Robertson
I want to write books that unlock the traffic jam in everybody's head. John Updike