Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old watermelon quotes, watermelon sayings, and watermelon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Two watermelons cannot be held under one arm.Turkish Proverb
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There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.Lewis Nordan
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Pick up a sesame seed but lose sight of a watermelon.Chinese Proverb
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If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat.Wally Amos
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That's all right if you've got a watermelon. Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.Jo Swerling
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I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it.Sergeant R. Lee Ermey
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I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it / Watermelon sugar high / Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin'Harry Edward Styles
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It's watermelon weather / That summer kind of weather / When people get together and singGuy Webster/Webster Music
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For it's the sweetheart kissin' season / And all the world's in rhyme / When it's watermelon sweet love tellin' timeGuy Webster/Webster Music
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Watermelon. A delightfully rounded ball of wondrous green exterior; that rolled with unparalleled fervor upon any friction less surface; with the tiniest of thrustNikhil Parekh
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One of the most adulated fruits at the vendor's imperiously embellished establishment, / Was the relished watermelon.Nikhil Parekh
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I brutally tore through the skin of the succulent watermelon, / urged myself into the action of devouring blood red chunks of the fruit.Nikhil Parekh
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All I want is a ravishing watermelon; titillating my tongue beyond the point of no controlNikhil Parekh
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After about 60 days, tiny watermelon fruits appear on the vines. Over the warm summer months, these watermelon fruits grow bigger and bigger.Julie Murray
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A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.Hualing Nieh Engle
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Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you're going to get some seeds; just spit them out and take another bite.Jeff Steinmann
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When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.Mark Twain
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Watermelon it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.Enrico Caruso
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No matter how the watermelon is shaped, you know it is a watermelon from the outward appearance. Similarly--no matter what color or how the person is shaped, you know it is a human being.Evelyn Murray Drayton
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If people have time and patience, they will be able to count the number of seeds in a watermelon. But not one person can tell you how many watermelons will grow by planting one seed.Evelyn Murray Drayton
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With every watermelon you cut, there is an opportunity to cut a distasteful or unappetizing watermelon. Still, this does not keep us from purchasing watermelons.Evelyn Murray Drayton
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Big watermelon--yes; sweet--yes, luscious--you bet! That was probably the best tasting watermelon I had ever eaten in my entire life.Evelyn Murray Drayton
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Don't underestimate the humble watermelon. It contains Vitamin A which is essential for healthy eyes and boosts immunity.Gordon Rock
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And what's more, watermelon needn't just be enjoyed as a sweet snack. It works well in dozens of recipes, sweet and savory.Gordon Rock
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The inside of a watermelon should display good, crisp red flesh. Melons should not be mealy and water soaked.Lonnie T. Lynch
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In China and Japan watermelon is a popular gift to bring to a host.Katie Potter
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Every part of watermelon is edible, even the seeds and rinds.Katie Potter
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Eating watermelon is really fun. The juice runs down your face. But it's even more fun to spit the seeds at your sister!Katie Potter
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You remind me of watermelon seeds / So hard to put a finger on / Shooting off to escape the slightest pressure / And yet, once firmly secured / You are the source of great enjoyment / And even pleasure.David Thomasson
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Watermelon is 92% water and 8% sugar, so it is aptly named, and remained among the most refreshing and thirst quenching fruits of all.Eugene A Defelice