Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Author Unknown quotes, Author Unknown sayings, and Author Unknown proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.Author Unknown
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Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone.Author Unknown
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Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.Author Unknown
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Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.Author Unknown
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A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance.Author Unknown
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Grandma serves kisses, counsel and cookies daily.Author Unknown
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Grandmas don't just say "that's nice" -- they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money's worth out of grandmas.Author Unknown
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Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right.Author Unknown
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A clean house is the sign of a boring person.Author Unknown
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The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.Author Unknown
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. Author Unknown
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.Author Unknown
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Quilters never grow old, they just go to pieces. Author Unknown
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May every sunrise hold more promise, every moonrise hold more peace.Author Unknown
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation? Author Unknown
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.Author Unknown
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Stay alive, don't text and drive. Author Unknown
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Everyone's a millionaire where promises are concerned. Author Unknown
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Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? Author Unknown
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Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks.Author Unknown
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Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.Author Unknown
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Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage. Author Unknown
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Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them. Author Unknown
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A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one. Author Unknown
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A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws. Author Unknown
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The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. Author Unknown
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Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent and the serpent didn't have a leg to stand on.Author Unknown
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The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.Author Unknown
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An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.Author Unknown
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Today's the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. Happy birthday!Author Unknown
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