Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
It requires a great deal of inexperience to be beyond the reach of anxiety.Evan Esar
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Anxiety isn't all bad: at least it gives you something to think about while watching television.Evan Esar
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Anxiety is like sand in an oyster: a little produces a pearl, too much kills the creature.Evan Esar
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.Evan Esar
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Some friends are habit. Others a luxury.Evan Esar
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To keep friends, treat them kindly; to kill friends, treat them often.Evan Esar
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A true friend remains a friend even when you don't deserve to have a friend.Evan Esar
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It is surprising how many friends a man has until he needs one.Evan Esar
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Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.Evan Esar
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An anniversary is the day on which a husband behaves as he always should.Evan Esar
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The most welcome surprise you can give to your wife on your anniversary is to remember it.Evan Esar
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A married couple may reach their golden wedding anniversary without ever having thought of divorce, but not without ever having thought of murder.Evan Esar
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Another man who doesn't bear a grudge is the husband who forgets his wedding anniversary.Evan Esar
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A golden wedding anniversary is lots of fun and laughter, created in part by the original wedding pictures.Evan Esar
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It requires a great deal of inexperience to be beyond the reach of anxiety.Evan Esar
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Anxiety isn't all bad: at least it gives you something to think about while watching television.Evan Esar
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Anxiety is like sand in a oyster: a little produces a pearl, too much kills the creature.Evan Esar
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Most people are anxious to do a favor for those who don't need it.Evan Esar
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She is so sure of getting her own way, she could even write her diary in advance.Evan Esar
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The evolution of a new diary: double entry, single entry, blank.Evan Esar
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Wars take longer nowadays because generals spend most of their time keeping diaries for future books.Evan Esar
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Some people are such liars, they cannot even tell the truth in a diary.Evan Esar
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The way of the transgressor is hard-for the police to find out.Evan Esar
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Crime doesn't pay, but only if you get caught.Evan Esar
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It takes two to make a criminal: one individual and one society.Evan Esar
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Crimes will continue to be committed as long as those who do them aren't.Evan Esar
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The battle against crime should begin in the high chair so as not to end in the electric chair.Evan Esar
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Heaven lies about us in our infancy, and everybody else when we grow up.Evan Esar
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Actions lie louder than words.Evan Esar
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Half the world doesn't know how much the other half lies about it.Evan Esar