Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old monkey quotes, monkey sayings, and monkey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
You can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic.Moshe Feiglin
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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.Mark Twain
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We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey. Somehow as we are shy of poor relations.Charles Lamb
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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Eoin Colfer
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Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination.Lin Yutang
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Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.Esther Forbes
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Don't stop doing what you love. Don't let your future be ruined by a bunch of loony sand monkeys.Megan Mccafferty
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One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues.Toni Cade Bambara
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Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?Alfred Armand Montapert
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Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity.Andrew Keen
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You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town.Anne Lamott
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I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.Augusten Burroughs
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A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.Burton Malkiel
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You monkeys only think you’re running things.Dennis McKenna
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A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can’t be saved.Indian Proverb
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When the monkey can’t reach the ripe banana with his hand, he says it is not sweet.Sudanese Proverb
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It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel.Marcellin Boule