Nerd Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old nerd quotes, nerd sayings, and nerd proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

A nerd's brain is the most sexiest thing on this planet.     


Nerd life is so much better than regular life.     

John Green

So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? Own it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!     

Mandy Hale

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.     

Channing Tatum

A true nerd knows the difference between 2-D and 3-D, and chooses 2-D every frickin' time!     

Ryohgo Narita

I read everything. I've always got a book on the go and I'm really nerdy about it, I get through books and don't remember anything about them afterwards. But I read all sorts, from classic to contemporary.     

Rebecca Hall

If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.     

Violet Haberdasher

That's what I love about geeks, that they can call themselves a geek and be proud of it. I love that.     

Doug Jones

I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.     

Benjamin Nugent

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.     

Al Yankovic

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.     

E.A. Bucchianeri

Never argue with the data.     


All the geniuses and greats are really just nerds with experience.     

A.D. Posey

That's the wonderful thing with nerds: they're enthusiasts. Not having a life means you get to love things with a passion and nobody bothers you about it.     

John Burnside

The nerds are the ones that make the films and do loads of other really cool stuff in their life.     

Daniel Radcliffe

Sitting by your side, I realised that you are the only proton whom I want to revolve and spend my lifetime, I feel, lets be the hydrogen model for the rest of our lives.     

Vishal Kanhaiya

I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is interested in.     


Nerds are far more interesting human in later life.     

Alyson Hannigan

Nerd. One whose unbridled passion for something defines who they are as a person, without fear of other people's judgment.     

Zachary Levi

Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.     

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

At a nerd wedding, they don't say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and condition.     

Will Ferrell

My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism.     

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another.     

Jonathan Lethem

Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse.     

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.     

Bill Gates

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.     

Oscar Wilde

Geeks are people who love something so much that all the details matter.     

Marissa Mayer

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sesne of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.     

Chris Hardwick

His nerdiness though repellant to the world, his wisdom grabbed the attention of his special one.     

Shruti Bhadani

In fact, the world needs more nerds.     

Ben Bernanke