Roommate Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old roommate quotes, roommate sayings, and roommate proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school.     

Barbara Dana

Even a little self control can save you a lot of timeIts really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.     

J. D. Salinger

I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.     

Ally McBeal

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama.     

Leighton Meester

Some people may not take the roommate contracts seriously.     

Jack Ellis