Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old rum quotes, rum sayings, and rum proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.P.G. Wodehouse
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.George Bernard Shaw
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Liquor is not a necessity. It is a means of momentarily sidestepping necessity.Clifton Fadiman
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.Benjamin Franklin
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Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.Anonymous
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.Ogden Nash
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Because alcohol is encouraged by our culture, we get the idea that it isn't dangerous. However, alcohol is the most potent and most toxic of the legal psychoactive drugs.Beverly A. Potter
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Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.Brian D'Ambrosio
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Ernest Hemingway
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Liquor is the kiss of the angels as well as the curse of the devil. It can conceal but also can reveal.Thrity Umrigar
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Drinking Rum before 10am makes you a Pirate, not an Alcoholic.Earl Dibbles Jr.
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There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion.Lord Byron
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Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.David Cook
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.W. C. Fields
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Liquor is one way out an' death's the other.Tennessee Williams
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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.Ambrose Bierce
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Rum is a flatterer, making fools and lunatics.James Lendall Basford
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Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.Matt Groening
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.F. Scott Fitzgerald
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.Robin Williamns
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Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.Oscar Wilde
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It was a maddening image and the only way to whip it was to hang on until dusk and banish the ghosts with rum.Hunter S. Thompson
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.Frank Sinatra
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Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.Arthur Baer
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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.Anonymous
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.Bob Marley
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.Will Rogers
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Best ideas come while sipping rum.Pavol Kazimir
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Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven.Lu Yu
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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.Jonathan Swift