Sex Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old sex quotes, sex sayings, and sex proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough. John Updike
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Men get laid, but women get screwed. Quentin Crisp
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. Hunter S. Thompson
I know love and lust don't always keep the same company. Stephenie Meyer
Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it is a way of showing your appreciation and love to the loved body through her senses. Baris Gencel
You musn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex. Mary Mccarthy
Sex is only a three-letter word so how can it be dirty? Erma Bombeck
In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing. Ray Romano
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from. Margaret Atwood
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. Kevin Costner
Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love. Bettie Page
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Woody Allen
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert A. Heinlein
Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love. Gilbert Arenas
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield
Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity. Joseph Fetterman
Sexual union is a holy moment in which a part of Heaven flows into the Earth. James Redfield