Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old sex quotes, sex sayings, and sex proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.John Updike
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It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.Mrs. Patrick Campbell
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.Quentin Crisp
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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.Hunter S. Thompson
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I know love and lust don't always keep the same company.Stephenie Meyer
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Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it is a way of showing your appreciation and love to the loved body through her senses.Baris Gencel
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You musn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex.Mary Mccarthy
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Sex is only a three-letter word so how can it be dirty?Erma Bombeck
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In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.Ray Romano
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Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.Margaret Atwood
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Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.Kevin Costner
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Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love.Bettie Page
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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.Woody Allen
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.Abraham Lincoln
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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.Robert A. Heinlein
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Everyone is having sex until they fall in love. When you fall in love, then it's making love.Gilbert Arenas
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Lord Chesterfield
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Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity.Joseph Fetterman
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Sexual union is a holy moment in which a part of Heaven flows into the Earth.James Redfield