Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old whiskey quotes, whiskey sayings, and whiskey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
He'd been drinking whisky from a beer glass, which he held by its handle in a fist the size of a mutton roast.Loren D. Estleman
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Some of you say that religion makes people happy, so does whisky.Clarence Darrow
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The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.James Joyce
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Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.Abraham Lincoln
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Fear can be headier than whiskey, once man has acquired a taste for it.Donald Dowes
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Whiskey is all right in its place but its place is hell.Billy Sunday
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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.Robert E. Lee
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I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.H.L. Mencken
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Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.Pappy Maverick
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Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.Lord Dunsany
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Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.Mark Twain
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While I can't walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.Ashwin Sanghi
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.George Bernard Shaw
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There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.Raymond Chandler
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As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The second whiskey is always my favorite. From the third on, it no longer has any taste. It's just something to pour into your stomach.Haruki Murakami
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.Irish Saying
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.W. C. Fields
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Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.Ernest Hemingway
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.Carl Sandburg
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I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.Ava Gardner
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.Ernest Hemingway
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So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.W. C. Fields
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In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.George Burns
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.Benjamin Franklin
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Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hand of another.Harper Lee
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There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.Elizabeth Gilbert
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Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.Linda Howard
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There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.Lewis Nordan
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An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.Don Marquis