Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Mae West quotes, Mae West sayings, and Mae West proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.Mae West
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They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.Mae West
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He who hesitates is last.Mae West
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Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.Mae West
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.Mae West
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There are no good girls gone wrong—just bad girls found out.Mae West
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I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.Mae West
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When Im good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.Mae West
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.Mae West
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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.Mae West
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.Mae West
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.Mae West
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.Mae West
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You are never too old to become younger!Mae West
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Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.Mae West
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You're never too old to become younger.Mae West
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Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.Mae West
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.Mae West
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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.Mae West
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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.Mae West
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.Mae West
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Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.Mae West
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It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.Mae West
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Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.Mae West
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Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is. Mae West
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.Mae West
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I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness.Mae West
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I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.Mae West
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.Mae West
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.Mae West