Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Mae West quotes, Mae West sayings, and Mae West proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.Mae West
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Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.Mae West
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Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.Mae West
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You know, it was a toss up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.Mae West
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.Mae West
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.Mae West
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Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it and they can't ever take that way from you.Mae West
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Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings.Mae West
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He's the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces.Mae West
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.Mae West
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Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.Mae West
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There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.Mae West
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A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.Mae West
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.Mae West
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Don’t marry a man to reform him—that’s what reform schools are for.Mae West
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Love conquers all things--expect poverty and toothache.Mae West
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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.Mae West
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.Mae West
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He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.Mae West
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I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles and the kind without.Mae West
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When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.Mae West
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To err is human—but it feels divine. Mae West
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Men are all alike except the one you've met who's different.Mae West
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I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.Mae West
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“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”Mae West
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When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.Mae West