Anonymous Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old anonymous quotes, anonymous sayings, and anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Marching band is life. The marching band brings about memories that you would never get anywhere else.     

Anonymous

Marching band, the sport for intelligent people.     

Anonymous

Marching band, sacrificing all respect from your peers so that you get to wear funny hats.     

Anonymous

I am afraid that being around a couple as sweet as you will make me diabetic. Happy first anniversary.     

Anonymous

Since first impressions are the last impressions, be sure to celebrate your first anniversary as if it is the most important anniversary of your life. Happy first anniversary.     

Anonymous

If I had my life to live over again, I would find you sooner so that I could love you longer.      

Anonymous

The sweet innocence of your love is profound. In this regard, may maturity be never found. Happy 1st anniversary.     

Anonymous

I take pride in wishing you both on your first anniversary because you are a perfect example of a happy and loving couple. Have a good one.     

Anonymous

Enjoy your 18th birthday, dear, and know it's all downhill from here!     

Anonymous

Now that you're 18, you need to be careful about the mischief you cause or else we can sue you! Happy Birthday!     

Anonymous

Welcome to the adult's world, a crazy world,funll of sunshine and saints.Happy 18th birthday!     

Anonymous

Run like you stole something.     

Anonymous

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.     

Anonymous

Because today, your 60th, is so special it really wouldn't do, To send one simple birthday wish to last the whole year through so this wishes happy moments, A day when dreams come true, And a year that's filled with all the things that mean the most to you.     

Anonymous

I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.     

Anonymous

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.     

Anonymous

It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.     

Anonymous

Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away     

Anonymous

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.     

Anonymous

A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, I love you. Girl asks is it you or the beer talking?. Boy replies, Its me. Talking to my beer.     

Anonymous

Being called beautiful makes me so happy. No one ever tells me I am, but when someone does, it makes my world light up.     

Anonymous

Hairstylists bring out the beauty in you.     

Anonymous

There is boy friend and then there is boyfriend that tiny little space is known as the friend zone. Dont get it twisted.     

Anonymous

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.     

Anonymous

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.     

Anonymous

When you hold a cupcake, sorrow disappears.     

Anonymous

You can not buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes. And certainly will be glad with them!     

Anonymous

Balanced diet is to keep a cupcake in each hand.     

Anonymous

The cupcakes make people happy.     

Anonymous

Breast milk is better than any udder milk!     

Anonymous