Helen Rowland Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Helen Rowland quotes, Helen Rowland sayings, and Helen Rowland proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye. A woman never knows when to say it. Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland
From the day on which she weighs 140, the chief excitement of a woman's life consists in spotting people who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland
When two people to decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last begun to. Helen Rowland
A good woman is known by what she does. A good man by what he doesn't. Helen Rowland
Lie: A fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second nature in a married woman. Helen Rowland
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. Helen Rowland
A man's love thrives far better on the stimulant of suspense than on the anesthetic of memory. Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Helen Rowland
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man out of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. Helen Rowland
A man's love thrives far better on the stimulant of suspense than on the anesthetic of memory. Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Helen Rowland
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. Helen Rowland
A man finds it awfully hard to lie to the woman he loves the first time. Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets most in life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. Helen Rowland
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. Helen Rowland