Tuesday Sayings and Quotes

While Fridays and Saturdays may get all the glory, Tuesday isn’t too shabby. It’s definitely heaps better than Monday, and who doesn’t enjoy Taco Tuesdays? Below you’ll find a collection of humorous Tuesday quotes.


Tuesday's are really just Monday's dressed in their Sunday best.     

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Tuesday's child is full of grace.     

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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.     

Anonymous

Tuesday is Monday's ugly sister.     

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Ahhhhh Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn't get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.     

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.     

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Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.     

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I am having Mondy feeling towards Tuesday.     

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Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.     

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Tuesday is the day I actually start the week, Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.     

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It's TUESDAY! And since itsCHOOSEDAY: Choose to Smile. Choose to be Happy. Choose to Love. Choose to Bless. Choose to be a Blessing. Choose to be Humble. Choose to be Patient. Choose to be Kind...and above all. Choose God to guide your Life. HAPPY TUESDAY!     

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Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.     

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Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.     

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TUESDAY Just another word for Monday.     

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TUESDAY I can't even see the weekend from here.     

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Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.     

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Tuesday is the new Monday.     

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Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That's cleaning day.     

Jim Miller