Tuesday Sayings and Quotes

While Fridays and Saturdays may get all the glory, Tuesday isn’t too shabby. It’s definitely heaps better than Monday, and who doesn’t enjoy Taco Tuesdays? Below you’ll find a collection of humorous Tuesday quotes.


Youth . . . it did not go by me like a flitting dream. Tuesdays and Wednesdays were as gay as Saturday nights.     

Grace Paley

Actually, there was something I liked about meeting on Tuesdays. . . . [M]any people achieve success early in their career, on "Monday" so to speak. But often, through the twists and turns of business and life, we get down the road a bit and discover we've gotten off track. Tuesdays are for getting back on track and taking our lives to the next level.     

David Cottrell

Tuesdays and Fridays⁠ — exercise great guns and small arms;     

Sir William Pasley

Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.     

Emily P. Freeman

But for all the ways I try to picture him differently, Tuesday is a perfectly ordinary, no-fuss, introverted day. No one says, "Thank God it's Tuesday!" But there is something ordinary about Tuesday that attracts me.      

Emily P. Freeman

Various other names were auditioned for the southern regional primary — including Hyper Tuesday, Mega Tuesday, Mega-Super Tuesday, Super-Duper Tuesday, Super-Grits, Titanic Tuesday, and Awesome Tuesday — before settling on the previously used Super Tuesday.     

Barbara Norrander

Tuesday is the eat-at-home day, the go-to-bed-early day, the routines-are-all-in-order day.      

Emily P. Freeman

Perhaps the most ordinary of all the days, Tuesday lacks the excitement of the weekend or the productivity of, say, Monday. Tuesday is business as usual, continuing on with the week. Tuesday is on the way, but not there yet. It's the just-getting-started day, the day we bring donuts to the office because it's going to be a long week. We don't schedule parties for Tuesday, but perhaps we'll send out the invitations.     

Emily P. Freeman

Tuesday wears an acceptable shade of green, sensible shoes, and a pair of reading glasses. She may not be getting the job done but she's the one who continues doing it. Tuesday doesn't mess around, but neither does she bark orders. A deadline is coming, but not today. Today is simply Tuesday, so let's carry on and find out what she holds.      

Emily P. Freeman

Tuesday is the week's producer. What happens here, if done right, if done well, leaves no fingerprints — dinner around the table, laundry folded in the baskets, the meeting with the boss over coffee, five hundred more towards the deadline. The big stuff of life we save over the weekend. Tuesday holds the ordinary, the everyday, and the small.     

Emily P. Freeman

When it comes to paying attention to your real life, Tuesday seems to be the most logical place to look. Here is where you keep time, in this home with these people and this skin on. Here is the lamppost in your front yard that won't light because of the baseball that broke the glass last summer. Here is the closet that you hate to organize, the drawer that still won't open, the bookshelf with all your favorite worlds waiting to be rediscovered. This is where we live for now, though maybe not forever. But here, on our ordinary Tuesdays, is where we make our homes and learn to be human.     

Emily P. Freeman

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.     

A.A. Milne

Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.     

Al Rocker

Tuesday morning is a time to reflect upon what to include in your team meetings; it is your time to deliver words of passion that speak to the dazzling new roads ahead where each person is accountable for their own actions and behaviors; where each day represents a fresh start to be a positive influence; and, where self is expressed as unselfishness with each person you meet.     

Byron Pulsifer

Instead of traveling on a weekend, begin your trip on a Tuesday or Wednesday, which are often the cheapest days to fly. Being flexible with timing can help with savings.     

Gillian Tans

There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.     

Anton Chekhov

If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.     

Will Rogers

I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.     

Nelson Algren

Thinking about happy times on a Tuesday is like going to the beach when there is no sun.     

Alain Bremond-Torrent

Tuesday is neither here nor there in the hierarchy of the week.     

Anthony T. Hincks

Why wait until the first Tuesday after Thanksgiving to give, / Just give a little every day and help somebody along the way.     

Charmaine J. Forde

Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!     

Neil Leckman

How would your Tuesday be different if you conducted yourself with complete love and consideration?     

Byron Pulsifer

My feelings of accomplishment left over from the day before allow my Tuesdays as a testament to my children that each day brings its own rewards for a job well done.     

Byron Pulsifer

Tuesday is a day to remember that you are responsible and accountable for each word you speak so make each expression one to be celebrated not castigated.     

Byron Pulsifer

Three positive facts are obvious on Tuesday: Tomorrow allows me another day to demonstrate my worthiness; it is yet another day to influence those around me with encouragement to handle their own trials; and, it is my day to celebrate each small victory of yesterday.     

Byron Pulsifer

Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward.     

Byron Pulsifer

Tuesday is one of my favourite days; it is the day offered to community service to recognize and meet the needs of others who are unable to do so.     

Byron Pulsifer

If you love the work you are doing, then you will love Tuesday!     

Catherine Pulsifer

Tuesday is a good day, you survived Monday. And tomorrow is Wednesday, half way through your work week!     

Kate Summers