Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Mark Twain quotes, Mark Twain sayings, and Mark Twain proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.Mark Twain
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A proof once established is better left so.Mark Twain
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.Mark Twain
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Part of the secret to success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.Mark Twain
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Public servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.Mark Twain
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.Mark Twain
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.Mark Twain
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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minuteMark Twain
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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.Mark Twain
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.Mark Twain
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.Mark Twain
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.Mark Twain
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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.Mark Twain
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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.Mark Twain
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.Mark Twain
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A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.Mark Twain
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To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.Mark Twain
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Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.Mark Twain
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.Mark Twain
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.Mark Twain
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.Mark Twain
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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.Mark Twain
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.Mark Twain
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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.Mark Twain
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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.Mark Twain
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.Mark Twain
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It is no use to keep private information which you can't show off.Mark Twain
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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!Mark Twain
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To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology.Mark Twain
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Mark Twain